is it really possible to find that perfect match when there are 7,003,554,290 other people in the world?
well, lets see...
we can rule out the 3,477,504,010 other women.
the 1,414,520,076 men over 35.
and the 1,251,445,975 under 20.
and the 1,251,445,975 under 20.
that leaves me 806,084,229... well, 806,084,228.
but then there's the men who are related to me...
and the ones in prison...
and the people who don't speak english...
oh and the boys who like other boys.
and, while we're at it, lets just throw out all the: cheaters
and throw out all the ones who don't enjoy: margaritas
dogs
sarcasm
pokemon
chocolate
ballerinas
and to narrow it down more, must have: good manners
dreams & goals
appreciation of anti-humor
a kind heart
a secret (but strong)
romantic facet
a desire to learn & laugh
... and some good looks (i am only human after all.)
well then, after much calculation on the subject,
well then, after much calculation on the subject,
i have found the answer.
1. Me.
ok so i don't fall into the male category,
but i am the one person that i need.
ok so i don't fall into the male category,
but i am the one person that i need.
& until "the one" finds me, i'll have my pokemon cards and a recoding of mitch hedburg's standup to keep me company.
Okay now you're just being negative...
ReplyDeleteStop it! Stop thinking about the one you want to find (I know we're all full of shit when it comes to what we really want) and just think about yourself and how to be happy with you and your life. All the good things will follow, you'll see!
Take care and be Beautiful! =D
Dear Maryx,
ReplyDeletei absolutely agree. When i wrote that i was being bitter and sarcastic, but i read what you wrote and fixed it. This feels better. thank you. <3